Soulmate

If you want to find your soulmate you need to stop looking. Learn to be by yourself. Invest in yourself. And then when your least expecting it…well…you probably still won’t find your soulmate, but at least you’ll stop annoying the bejesus out of all of your friends.

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Your Body is a Wonderland

One time this girl called my answering machine and sang Your Body is a Wonderland. That was the best day of my life. It’s all been downhill since then.

Your Body is a Wonderland